Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.
I’ve never looked at the labels, I wonder if any of the furniture at IKEA is made out of recycled Swedish meatballs?
I’ll bet plain and chunky peanut butter really don’t like each other, and not like the plain and peanut M&M’s have a friendly rival—I mean really don’t like each other.
It would be great to be a bird, no one could ever know for sure—”I’m sorry, I had to go, it was just a coincidence that you were there.”
Why is a Super Gulp smaller than a Double Gulp? That just doesn’t sit well in my mathematician/superhero fan brain.
I’d love to see one of the fish laying there in the supermarket with their face still on talk to the people. “Take the shrimp, they’re so cute and much more delicious.”
When a pen runs out of ink, I wonder if the pencils on the desk laugh and laugh, “ha, I might break but I’m gonna be around a lot longer.”
Funny how there’s competitions for how much we can shove into our bodies but never for how much can come out in one sitting.
Birds are already looking for food so why can’t we train them to pick up our trash and then reward them with food. It’s probably easier than doing it ourselves.