Benefits of Summer’s Heat

This Summer has seen extreme heats everywhere, as my friends back in Chicago can attest. We’re just starting to get it out here in Southern California so in case it does going to climb to 100 I’m going to load up on the positive.

People stop saying “Hot enough for you?” because it’s just so darn redundant.

Now you don’t have to plan that end of summer vacation because the electric bill took care of that.

No more arguing about whether global warming is real.

Got a really good excuse to get out of things that involve being outside for even five minutes.

If you didn’t take a shower NOBODY cares, they stink too.

This one’s for my brother: More boobs!

Ice cream for breakfast, ice cream for lunch, ice cream for dinner.