Like songs that instantly make you want to dance (for girls) or play air guitar (for boys) these are my top three jokes/lines that always make me smile; from the best:
“I was born a poor black child” Steve Martin
“It’s a small world but I wouldn’t want to paint it.” Steven Wright
“My mother gave me a bullet, and I put it in my breast pocket. Whilst walking down the street a crazed evangelist heaved the Gideon bible from a second story window right at me. If it wasn’t for the bullet, the Bible would have penetrated my heart.” Woody Allen
My apologies to Woody Allen if that’s not exact because I know he was a craftsman in his stand-up. You should definitely check it out, he was amazing. Many more lines I know by heart of all three of those masters.