My Younger Self

I wonder how my younger self would feel about me liking multi-grain instead of Butternut white bread. After all you can’t mush it into a peanut butter and jelly ball.

I wonder how my younger self would feel about me not having a non-diet soda, on those very rare occasions that I do have soda, in probably twenty years. The teenage me would think I’m a wuss.

I wonder how my younger self would feel about all the vegetables I eat. Hell my mom’s surprised, so I’m guessing he’d make one of those “stinky” faces.

I wonder how my younger self would feel about the fact that I don’t remember the last time I had fries. I’m pretty sure he’d think I’m a crazy ole man.

I wonder how my younger self would feel about the fact I’m bald. I’m pretty sure he’d kill himself.

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