Water Cooler 8-22-12

Weekly water cooler talk for the self-employed, no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace. Please feel free to comment, it would be nice to discuss.

Do all the ants stepped on, spiders squished in a tissue and flies swatted get revenge in their next life?

Was the first person who ever held up a lighter at a music concert just looking for someone?

Anyone else think palm trees look like lazy Christmas trees? “I don’t wanna stand out straight!”

When they merged Taco Bell and KFC together why didn’t they just give it a new name: Oh Crap
Why can’t they make a dust pan that gets everything? There’s always a little bit that just won’t get up there.
If a mime dies in the forest, does he make a sound?  (Happy Birthday Chris!)

 

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