I missed my usual Wednesday blog because of technical difficulties, so I wanted to do my random thoughts. It’s my version of water cooler chat, sending it out to the Universe. It’s my mom’s favorite.
Do you think toasters are jealous of microwaves; they’re bigger, sleeker and faster?
Why aren’t large trash bags large enough for the trash cans-they’re always folding in so you end up with garbage in the can itself?
I don’t tell the weather with a trick knee, but because of the hair it does a great impression of Abraham Lincoln.
I think there’s only three things that are actually 99 cents at the 99 cent store. Why can’t they just change the name, $1.59 is still good.
While we’re on name changes, I think Two and a Half Men needs to change, that kids’ old.
Wine is the classiest of drinks, yet it started with people stomping on grapes. Not so classy.
You know what America needs: more chords. We don’t have enough things plugged in.
Pizza should be served at every event. I have never met a person that doesn’t like pizza. Yes, please feel free to comment, I want to know why if you don’t like it.
Why is math so hard to remember? I remember words and grammar and physics and perspective, but I couldn’t tell you what a cosine is.
Does the sun ever just get tired?