Water Cooler Talk 9-26-12

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace. Please feel free to comment, it would be nice to talk to someone other than myself.

Do you think the guy that invented drawers was someone who always got his finger slammed in doors and just wanted to take his rage out on as many people as possible?

Has anyone actually “poked their eye out?”

Do you think Mitt Romney really wanted to name his first kid softball and Ann just said “no!”

I think people should wear those cycling outfits only if they’re in the Tour du France. When I see them on the bike path they just look like they’re lost, looking for the start line.

Retail spelled backwards is liater; which of course is Latin for later, which translates into paying for your purchases later, which translates into credit card fees. It’s all a subliminal Big Corporate plot!

Starbuck’s has a grande and venti size, why not a mini-latte? How cute would that be, and it would go along with their mini-donuts? Yes I know you can get an espresso but it’s just no the same miniature factor.

Lately I’ve heard the word “chaos” a lot, referring to people’s lives, or their friends, or the state of society. And I always think of the television show Get Smart. Which makes me think of him talking into his show. Then I forget the chaos.

In 2032, if things according to schedule, it will be the iPhone 25.

Why doesn’t my bologna have a middle name?

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7 thoughts on “Water Cooler Talk 9-26-12

  1. Cool thoughts!!! Oh it’s because it’s the Water Cooler Talk. Loved the retailer & the cycling outfit, LOL

  2. I actually did a LOL!! πŸ™‚

  3. The cycling one should apply to othe activities, as well. Yoga and gym clothes don’t belong being worn in public. Scrubs, either (unless it’s lunchtime).

    • And this is where I will admit to my sexism: I mostly see guys looking like dorks wearing those bicycling outfits, but I love yoga so any woman wearing yoga pants is hooootttt to me. And is allowed.

      Sorry. πŸ™‚

      • LOL! At least you’re honest. I guess I wouldn’t mind if The Chippendales guys wore their “uniforms” in public!

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