Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace. Please feel free to comment, it would be nice to talk to someone other than myself.
Has anyone ever seen soft-wood floors?
The other day a woman next to me had a clear backpack. Why did she want people to see her dirty balled-up kleenex, half-eaten bag of Cheetos and half-dozen tampons?
What is the current fascination with watching podcasts? The phrase is “face for radio,” who wants to watch some poorly dressed folks talk into microphones?
Marlo Thomas wrote a piece on Huffington Post about online dating over 50. Should Phil be worried?
With all you naked you can find on the Internet, I mourn the loss of innocence of a young teenage boy finding the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.
We’ve got PETA to stand up for the rights of animals as living things. How come no one stands up for all the lives of the roses that are lost on Valentine’s Day?
This just in…Congress members who believe that climate change has not been affected by human activity are direct descendants of the last hold outs that the Earth was flat.
Siri just told me that she can’t find any places for huevos rancheros in my area and I should have a piece of fruit.
With all the killing that still goes on, we really do celebrate Valentine’s Day year ’round.
(I know, kind of black comedy, don’t usually go there.)
Steve Martin is a dad at 67. Oh man, then I’ve got still got a shot!