Weekly Water Cooler Talk 2-20-13

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace. Please feel free to comment, it would be nice to talk to someone other than myself.

Physicists expect the sun to burn out in 4.5 billion years or so, and expand, likely engulfing Earth in the process. Might as well spend that IRA.

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Physicists expect the sun to burn out in 4.5 billion years or so, and expand, likely engulfing Earth in the process. Guess it’s time for that will.

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Physicists expect the sun to burn out in 4.5 billion years or so, and expand, likely engulfing Earth in the process. So everybody in the pool.

In the case of the question of which came first, the chicken or the egg, did anyone ever question the rooster?

Franklin Roosevelt famously said “we have nothing to fear but fear itself.” That was before the Internet and cable news, there’s some messed up people out there.

Change is good. Starting over might be better.

So many of the bands from my teenage years have reunited for big tours. Come on Brady Kids.

The people at Carnation lied. The only real instant breakfast is a piece of fruit.

Was the person that invented paintball seeking revenge for a frustrated career as an artist?

If God had enough money to afford pearly gates, how come his son had to be born in a manger.

 

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2 thoughts on “Weekly Water Cooler Talk 2-20-13

  1. Funny. As always!

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