Water Cooler Talk 2-27-12

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace. Please feel free to comment, it would be nice to talk to someone other than myself.

I was walking along when a fence opened and a dog popped out, on a leash, followed by his owner, who didn’t realize I was there and couldn’t stop the dog from barking and jumping at me. The owner scolded the dog, “You don’t do that!”

Apparently he does.

Alternate punch lines:  Apparently he doesn’t know that.  Apparently he didn’t get the memo.

Facebook needs a spin-off called Grudgebook where everyone just b*#ches about their lives. That way the rest of us don’t have to be bummed out.

Every award nominated actress who has great legs with nice muscle tone should wear a gown with the slit to show off said leg(s).

What if everyone had little paddles like they use at auctions, and they had emoticons on them that could be held up to express their feelings? There’s been so many times I couldn’t quite tell what a person was thinking.

How come there’s no pizza-flavored cream cheese, pizza bagels are so big.

I’m surprised no one’s thought of this: corrective mirrors for those of use that shave right out of the shower before we put or contacts in.

The wind chill is big in the winter, but you never hear about its effects in the summer.

7-11 once had a slogan “Thank Heaven for 7-11.” Did that just get old or did atheists shut it down?

When I was a kid they had these small metal toys that you pushed on them and a couple of seconds later they jumped. They were only like 10 cents. What if cigarette manufacturers put those mechanisms into cigarettes so they hopped back into cars when the drivers toss them out of the window.

Well, I retract my post from Monday. Huffington Post was right, I’m still distracted by the thought of Anne Hathaway’s nipples. 🙂