A Conversation Between Angels XXXII

“Good morning Lou.”

“Hey Bud.”

“Do you know what today is?”

“No, what is today?”

“Today is daylight savings day.”

“I thought we weren’t allowed to keep any of our money?”

“No, this is the day we turn the clocks forward.”

“Turn them forward to wh0?”

“No, no. Turn them forward in time.”

“What time? Because if we put them forward the robots will crush them.”

“No you ninny. Daylight savings is when we turn the clocks forward to save time, well more like get extra.”

“Again with the money.”

“No, there’s an extra hour of daylight at night.”

“How can there be daylight at Night!?”

“Why I oughta-”

“GODDDDDDD!”

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