The Big Merger

soul

In an exciting announcement in my brain, my body has taken acquisition of my soul. Inspired by the merger of Amazon and Good Reads, the two entities have decided to co-exist.

Just like those two giants of the publishing world, my body and soul have decided that they work better together. One takes care of the maintenance and procurement of all that is the physical while the other has connection to the creativity and energy of the Universe. They decided it was silly to try and live independently anymore.

Now reading this, one might argue that the soul is the one that should really be in charge of the body, but just ask Jeff Bezos-the physical is much more organized and able to oversee the more esoteric desires and interests of the soul. Whereas the soul changes from individual to individual as it seeks to explain and understand existence, the body mainly needs to eat and poop.

By allowing the body to be in charge, the soul will not run around willy nilly thinking all kinds of thoughts and not arriving at one conclusion. It will be guided by the needs of the body to keep it stress free and live a long, healthy life.

Although there has been backlash by who gets control of the yoga practice, in general all systems are go and we’re looking forward to a strong merger. Already there’s talk of seeking out further entities to add, most likely in the form of a five foot four female with curly blond hair.