Weekly Water Cooler Talk 4-3-13

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace. Please feel free to comment, it would be nice to talk to someone other than myself.

The fingers, and especially the thumb, seem to be fully functional and necessary. But the toes? They seem to be more about aesthetics. And the wiggling.

If dogs knew how to use bluetooth would they bark incessantly all day as well?

They say  the Internet was conceived to share information amongst scientists, but it was all guys so the truth is more likely that it was about sharing pictures of boobs as it’s turned out.

If pancakes and waffles had not been invented would maple syrup have gone un-tapped? Ha!

Why is it the glass is just “half-full”? I have a lot of 3/4 days. Both ways.

If you turned all the ceiling fans in your house to high, could you blow the roof off this place?

If the pen is mightier than the sword why don’t we have to register Bics?

Have any of those gents that can’t grow a beard ever tried a comb-under?

As a school age child we wore a brand of jeans called Toughskins. Are there more injuries in recess in modern days because kids wear skinny jeans?

How do those millions of people know what to read now that Oprah’s Book Club doesn’t meet anymore?

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2 thoughts on “Weekly Water Cooler Talk 4-3-13

  1. The last question is a very astute one, IMO, because, sadly, I am sure there are plenty of readers who no longer know what to read. I’d be willing to bet on that.

    • It’s always good when you have someone to tell you what to do. And I not only mean that in a funny way but it’s good to have inspiration.

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