Water Cooler Talk 4-24-13

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.

If you drive on the right instead of the left when you take your driver’s test in Europe, do you just fail or get extradited to the U.S.?

If salt and pepper secretly change places would the nation’s blood pressure go down?

The NBC logo features no legs anymore. Not so beautiful now are you Mr. Peacock?

In the saying “If the mountain will not come to Muhammad, then Muhammad must go to the mountain,”, is Muhammed pissed?

I just passed a dirt clod from 1966.

How come no one ever says “my mom can beat up your mom?” I know some tough ass moms.

If we moved the steering wheels on bicycles to the other wheel, would we be forever chasing the past?

The Beatles wanted to be a Taxman, Paperback Writer and drive a Yellow Submarine. Ya suppose they didn’t really want that music thing that much after all?

Anybody ever used a No. 3 pencil?

How many times do you have to sneeze to be guaranteed a place in Heaven?

4 thoughts on “Water Cooler Talk 4-24-13

  1. The pencils the moms the dirt and extradition

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  2. My mom may not be able to beat up your mom, but my dog has one hell of a bite!

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