Water Cooler Talk 5-15-13

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.

Has anyone blamed the root of social anxiety disorder on teaching kids to play solitaire?

So Apple has got to be following Google Glass with their version of the contact lens browser. I mean, come on it’s already tailor made in their naming system- iSee.

“Now is the time.” “The time is now.” But I don’t have a watch!

7-11 has the Big Gulp, the Super Big Gulp and then the Double Gulp. I don’t understand the lack of following the normal fast food hierarchy. I think the Super should be larger than the Double. Then again, maybe I need a hobby.

They always talk about engines in terms of horse power. If an engine has, say 400hp, how did they ever get those 400 horses to race all at once in a straight line to test it?

In any university study on the search for extraterrestrials, did they ever set up a camera under a bed, constantly filming, to see if that whole monsters thing was possible?

It’s just like grade school, parents get no thanks for having perfect attendance in their kid’s lives, it’s only the ones that are absent that get the recognition.

Why does a pocket square look like a triangle?

If two people were meant to be together, wouldn’t they have been born conjoined twins?

 

 

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9 thoughts on “Water Cooler Talk 5-15-13

  1. iSee…funny stuff!

  2. two people meant to be together couldn’t be twins..for they are meant to be seperated ultimately :))

  3. Love that water cooler chat. Do you really have a water cooler to lean on?

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