Water Cooler Talk 6-12-13

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.

Just think how different the world would be if chestnuts were roasted on a closed fire.

Have the Bachelor and the Bachelorette ever dated each other after the contestants turned out to be losers?

All of the successful reality and game shows originated in England, making millions. That can only mean one thing-“The British Are Coming” again, they’re just working up to it since it’s different from the whole musket thing.

Has anybody’s dad ever really fought another dad after that childish threat?

The difference between going to Walmart at 8am versus going at 3pm is like going to Disney World the last weeks of school versus going at Christmas. Discuss.

Was the mini-van invented by the kid that always had to ride in that back section of the station wagon?

If we didn’t have public garbage cans would we come to look it as ‘art’ like people that don’t cut their grass say they’re going for the ‘natural’ look?

I haven’t seen an ant hill since I was a kid. Did they evolve by observing the introduction of the in-ground pool?

Drunk cows to chickens:

“That’s right, eggs, that’s all you’re good for! Scrambled, fried, whatever, they’re still eggs. Us? Umm, milk, cheese, sour cream, half and half, don’t let me get started on ice cream and chocolate. That’s right, walk away!”

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5 thoughts on “Water Cooler Talk 6-12-13

  1. I seriously think , all those contestants who failed in the program, should form a group..the leftovers πŸ™‚
    chest and nuts..are fired up when close πŸ™‚
    Reality shows are a way..to show people what they should be contesting for πŸ˜‰
    The minivan was invented by the mother, who had to sit with her child at the back of the station wagon..
    You couldn’t have seen an ant hill…you were too short πŸ™‚
    drunkards are always so crazy…but drunkard cows speaking in english is a bit weird πŸ˜‰

  2. Love that Wednesday giggle!!

  3. wish i didn’t know the answer to the 2nd ponder!

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