Weekly Water Cooler Talk 6-27-13

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.

When women “put their face on,” do they think it wasn’t there before?

If beans beans are such a musical fruit, why aren’t more served in schools to help with their music program.

They can make oatmeal that’s ready in an instant, they can make it in flavors, why can’t they make it not stick to the pot.

If you slipped on a banana peel and landed on a crack, would you still be liable if it broke your mother’s back?

“Revenge is a dish best served cold” does not seem very intimidating-seems like it should be frozen or really flaming. Otherwise it just seems like leftover pizza.

If you took all of the Chinese take-out cartons could you build a duplicate of The Great Wall?

I had a dream where all the crazy celebrities who are famous for being famous were photographed in curlers and they never wanted their picture taken anymore.

When the Ten Commandments were handed down I wonder if Moses thought, just for a second, “You’re serious?”