Amusingz 4

I know it’s about being at the right place at the right time, I’m just wondering when and where?

I don’t get it-if you take it with a grain of salt there’s not that much change.

If the eyes are the window to the soul can you go even deeper with people that wear glasses?

The saying goes, “people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones,” but that works in reverse as well.

There used to be a TV commercial where a guy held up an egg and said “this is your brain,” then cracked it into a frying pan and said “this is your brain on drugs.” Did that ever help anyone on drugs, because I would have thought it would just make them reallyย hungry?

If you yell BINGO in a church basement and don’t really have it, do you have to go directly upstairs to confession?

Salsa is the most used condiment in the world with ketchup number one in the US, yet the most used vegetable in the world is the onion ahead of the tomato. That just doesn’t make sense mathematically.

If baseball is America’s greatest pastime, where does sitting around doing nothing but complaining rank?

If a butterfly flapping its wings in one part of the world can cause a hurricane in another part of the world, can I wink a bunch and get it to rain on my ex-girlfriend’s new husband?

If a butterfly flapping its wings in one part of the world can cause a hurricane in another part of the world, how come someone doesn’t just swat the f**ker?

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7 thoughts on “Amusingz 4

  1. Loved the bingo. I wonder, too??

  2. You are not there , not now ๐Ÿ™‚ relax.
    Its about taste..you will get it afterwards
    Do not forget binoculars for the long distance viewers ..they are not pervert ..just distanced neigh ours watching a bird.
    Next time he picks an egg..give him a boiled one ๐Ÿ™‚
    no need to hurry up from basement..you can take your time to confess.
    If you had to pay to complain ..it will lose its top ranking ๐Ÿ˜‰
    uhu ..you got identity problem..You are not a butterfly..remember ..and no wonder she left you ..
    ps : what are friends for ? To tell you the truth ..count me in

  3. Love it! Too cute!

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