Water Cooler Talk 7-10-13

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.

If files didn’t have folders and folders didn’t have filing cabinets, would offices just be wall to wall shoeboxes?

Did the Founding Fathers really leave England because of taxation and religious persecution or was it more because they were sick of the way people pronounced schedule?

I’ve never seen a bandaged cloud because of one of these so-called sky scrapers.

Why are we so proud of our poops when we’re little but we have such trouble letting even our husband or wife come in while we’re using the bathroom?

You always hear about the “beginning of the end” but never chapter two.

I find it extremely funny that the chorus plays over and over “it’s a small world after all”  but they made the seats bigger to accommodate the waistlines of the riders.

With all of the many things that have changed due to women’s liberation how come “my mom can beat up your mom” never caught on?

If two people are of the same mind and they have ESP, can they hear each other think?

If you never bought candy with your allowance as a child, would that also be considered a misspent youth?

Has there ever been a tongue twister emergency?

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4 thoughts on “Water Cooler Talk 7-10-13

  1. Laughed! As always! I look forward to this every week!

  2. Dead ringer about “schedule”!

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