The difference between musician and magician is two letters and about a hundred girls.
If the moon is made of cheese, does that make a crescent moon a cheese-filled pastry?
I wonder if the petunia is really mad at the botanist who named it.
I’m surprised Where’s Snowden hasn’t replaced Where’s Waldo.
What would have happened if Betsy Ross ran out of red?
Did the birth of the modern auto race occur when someone wouldn’t ask for directions so they ended up going around in circles?
I don’t know anyone who uses a sweatshirt to sweat, they just use it to stay warm.
Would a poodle piddle in a puddle and know it’s alliteration?