Do crab cakes ever pinch you?
Do penguins have casual wear and they just don’t let humans see it because they’re afraid we’ll lose respect for them?
If you juice a popsicle do you get a slurpee?
I super charged my toaster and now my ceiling has a really cook mosaic.
I wrote my congressman and was so disappointed that I didn’t get a response. Maybe Dear Poopy Head wasn’t such a good idea after all.
If you have glasses with bi-focals are you a six-eyes or eight-eyes?
If you win a race against time can you take an extra lunch break?