Amusingz 10

Is that always water dripping or do flowers cry a little before they’re put in a vase?

If a feather in your cap is a good thing why do they fly away so easily?

What happened to hitchhikers? Are they all jumping the rails now? Is it cyclical, like fashion?

What is the difference between a fine burger and a regular hamburger? Do the cows go through etiquette training?

How come your shadow never yells “get off of me” when you’re walking away from the sun?

If a Smart Car is so smart, why would it make itself so little and hard to see?

If toilet paper were on a device that made it vertical rather than horizontal, would people fight as much about whether the paper faced left or right the way they do about whether it rolls under or on top?