I googled Google and google.com was number two. I think that’s hilarious.
How come ducks never get tan lines where they float in the water?
I think they should be called the “spreads” instead of the “suburbs,” they’re so often larger and everything is further apart.
I believe dodgeball was invented by a p.e. teacher that wanted to throw stuff at his students.
I’m writing a self-help book titled “You Figure it Out.” It’s all blank pages, I’m just not sure how many to put in there.
Has a LIfe Savers candy ever actually saved a life, maybe an ant in the sewer?
Do camels experience hump day?