Water Cooler Talk 8-21-13

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.

Did the people that fly blimps fail something on the pilot’s test?

How come there’s never been a SquirrelMan? Watching them climb and jump they seem much more impressive than spiders.

I wonder if at the end of his life Picasso was thinking “Suckers!”

Why don’t they make speed limit signs so it says “25” and then below “no, seriously 35.”

AARP should work closely with candy companies to provide discount so all grandmas will be able to always provide fun-sized candies year round.

I haven’t driven in a long time, when it says “Beware — Workers Ahead” does that mean you hit them so you get more life like a video game?

Are pigs really happy in s*#t, or do we just assume?

Wouldn’t a horse run faster with a bigger guy rather than your standard jockey, just trying to get the guy off his back?

I just figured out the secret behind reality television, the people watching believe that they are using the law of attraction watching and they will become celebrities for doing nothing.

If you take a walk on the wild side should you bring peppermint or wintergreen mints?

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