Water Cooler Talk 8-27-13

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.

If Facebook itself had an emoticon that rolled its eyes at what people said would that change what people post in their status?

Are birds and fish jealous of what the other can do?

Do popped pimples work as sunscreen?

If a child picked up a leaf and tried to give it back to the tree, would the tree take it or would it go all Wizard of Oz on the kid and slap him?

They have speed limits, why not IQ minimums for our roads?

Have they ever found a fossil of a boner, was it ever left in that condition? I know, I know, very junior high.

If Willy Wonka could make an edible newspaper that tasted like coffee and donuts they’d be popular again.

Some say that a doctor does God’s work. So if the doctor gets to see God, does God make the doctor wait?

It’s right there yet I’ve seen no on use “Billy Ray Cyrus Acky Breaky Heart over Miley’s VMA performance.”

If they take jail out of Monopoly how will we teach our kids not to become Bernie Maddoffs and inside traders?