If you live in a lighthouse do you really hate flashlights?
Would the Boogeyman scare anyone any more?
If you broke your arm and didn’t get it set would you look like the Scarecrow all the time?
If you knew you’d been a bad person all your life and started eating nothing but jalapeño peppers the last year, would you be ready?
Does the memory foam for beds also remember the sounds and smells you’ve passed on and return them to you?
I want to go back to school, but only if I can pay the same tuition as when I didn’t finish.