In the beginning of the end, do you get a t-shirt?
If “nothing is left to chance,” does community chest get something?
Does a top get the spins when it’s been drinking?
Grandmother clocks never caught on because the grandfather clocks were always telling them to shut up.
Do mannequins ever yell “stop” when their jealousy of the moving gets the best of them?
If prunes are so helpful why do they have to be so ugly?
I just figured it out. Facebook is your mom. You have to check in and tell her where you’re going, you send pictures, and you feel comfortable complaining about anything and everything.