Amusingz 17

If the Earth is round why doesn’t driving fast feel more like a roller coaster?

I wonder if the road to becoming a clown begins with challenging the claim that M & M’s melt in your mouth and not in your hands.

I think we should all have floating chalkboards so we can write our names when we meet people.

Guess it’s time to buy Halloween candy, this stuff has gone bad.

If we wanted to raise the intelligence level of our children we should set up focus groups in September to tell them which new television shows are bad and why.

I like the philosophical idea of “taking a break from myself” but I’m the only one that seems interested in listening to my problems.

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