Water Cooler Talk 10-30-13

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.

If you eat beer soaked beans does that make you burp and fart thus making it the musical orchestra?

Do hamsters think they’re going somewhere when they run on those wheels or do they just get their exercise that way and then laugh with all their little hamster buddies at how we watch them do it?

On that note, do hamsters wish they were fish so that they wouldn’t sweat while they work out for you viewing pleasure?

Why do people post they’ve already eaten all of their Halloween candy on Facebook? Does that make them seem “social” instead of fat pigs?

I’m surprised Tums doesn’t advertise more this time of year.

If you did a load of laundry in the dishwasher and a load of dishes in the washing machine, would you lose spoons and chip your underwear?

We had it made when we had walkie-talkies as kids. Because when the antenna broke off you had a sword too. Try and beat that smart phone.

I didn’t take a shower for a whole week and it turns out insects do have a sense of smell, my apartment is now bug-free.

I wonder if the Gettysburg Address would be as memorable if Lincoln used his original opening, “So yesterday…”