“You’re staring again Harry.”
“I know Phil, I just miss so much.”
“What is it this time?”
“Christmas, I thought you said you couldn’t stand your in-laws?”
“No not that, the lights..”
“Um hello, brightest place ever.”
“Yeah, but I miss people being so nice to each other.”
“Harry, everyone’s nice-”
“And the Christmas music.”
“Oh come on, it’s like a 24 hour radio station of joyous music here-and it’s live!”
“Maybe it was just more special because it only happened once a year.”
“Well, you got me there. It’s really hard for people to accept that it could be great all the time. And that’s why it isn’t.”
“I guess that’s why there’s booze.”
Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.
If the devil is in the details does that mean God is sloppy, because that would explain a lot?
I wonder why you don’t see more penguins at fancy dinner parties?
I wonder if the person that invented the boomerang really wanted to play Frisbee but had no friends.
I wonder if they didn’t salt peanuts as much as they do would people want to throw them on the ground as much, because they wouldn’t be getting that “too salty” jolt?
Why can’t super-heroes ever fight bad buys with regular names? I’m sure there’s a “Steve” out there that likes to play dress up and is a total a-hole.
Do people also know that if life gives you lemons they go good with vodka?
Anyone ever polish their furniture so much it became wood again?
I wonder if the Itsy Bitsy Spider ever thinks “Enough already, with the rain.”
So how much nice do you need to make up for the naughty in this race to the finish?
In the beginning of time was everybody like “What did I miss?”
I had to take a day off because of some web design messes, and then I found this. It is so amazing, funny and heart-warming.
“You know what Peter?”
“Now that I’ve been here a bit I know what the world needs.”
“And what is that?”
“More toilet paper?”
“And why is that?”
“There’s a whole lot of poop down there?”