Water Cooler Talk New Year’s Edition 2014

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.

I wonder if this will be the year we get flying cars.

Is it very telling of our society’s status that a great majority of the people start the year with a hangover?

Ok, quick skinny on New Year’s Resolutions: stop drinking, stop smoking, work out for more than the first two weeks in January and stop worrying, stop spending money, stop eating junk food. That simple, no need for an app to help you.

I’m more looking forward to the Chinese New Year on January 31 because it’s the year of the Horse and maybe I’ll finally get that pony.

I promise to pay all my bills in 2014. That is, the ones I get in 2014. I don’t know about the ones carried over.

Father Time must get sick of a whiny, pooping new baby every year.

If something happened like was predicted for Y2K, where everything stopped working, and the clocks stopped at midnight, how long would people keep making out?

So when the calendar was invented, who thought “let’s start it out when the days are the shortest and the coldest. Then everything will go up from there.”

To all that didn’t drink last night, bet you’re glad!

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