Water Cooler Talk 3-5-14

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.

How much paint would you need so that when you flew from country to country you could leave a line on the globe like they show in the movies?

I wonder if the nation would be so obese if there had never been commercials, characters or colorful packaging to our junk food?

With TSA searches and airline cancellations, I wonder if it would more or less than 80 days to get Around the World than it was in a balloon?

I’m very disappointed in the law of attraction because I keep staring at attractive women for long periods of time and they don’t come over and offer themselves to me.

I wonder if dogs are as tired of this winter as people are—little Fluffy’s had to have some really difficult bathroom breaks.

You know, if people really wanted kids to eat more vegetables they really should start with the names—the names of fruit are much more bouncy and fun.

I think adults would be more productive if more of them ate peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch—think of how happy it made kids at school.