Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.
I’ll bet clown fish really resent the association.
What phrase has replaced ‘broken record’? Corrupted file just doesn’t make the same point.
Bananas are sluts, it’s so easy to get their clothes off. Just peel it right off.
Each Easter season, Americans buy more than 700 million Marshmallow Peeps and no one takes the time to figure out if those are male or female and if the species can survive.
I am regularly bummed that my small feet don’t allow me to get as “Footloose” as I’d like.
How come no one’s ever made wind chimes that play an actual tune?
If penguins could fly, would they still dress as nice during the flight?
I’ve been eating beans for six straight days and still can’t get a different tune to come out. It’s always that same sound.
When the house is empty are coat racks lonely, warm or relieved?
Just think of how many people, during this week before the first Easter, saw the injustice against Jesus Christ and then went home and colored eggs.