Water Cooler Talk 4-30-14

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.

Has any child actually exploded when someone said “baby fall down and go boom?”

No one ever talks about the moms after enduring a child “born with a silver spoon in his mouth.”

How come all the people that describe themselves as “down to Earth” aren’t just lying around?

I wonder if termites have a favorite wood like any good connoisseur?

Has any road construction ever been finished by the estimate date?

How in the world can an effeminate looking, chubby kid be trusted to pair up lovers? If Cupid really looks like that, he’ll take anything he can get.

It always comes in threes, where’s the last white old guy racist to make headlines?

and…

Always remember, burps could have been farts if they hadn’t lost their way.

 

 

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