So Many Lies

It’s hard to reconcile oneself as an adult with the things we were told as kids. Literature,  movies, the TV, they all lied to us.

Jiffy Pop Popcorn “As much fun to make as it is to eat. “

Nope. Turned out there was so much better.

When You Wish Upon a Star, Your Dreams Will Come True

Nope, tried 437. Not one came true.

Dance Like No One’s Watching.

I tried, but they were watching. And laughing.

Wonder Bread “builds bodies 12 ways”

Nope, turns out only one way.

Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration

So much stink and no better.

Good Things come to those who Wait

See above.

 

 

 

 

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3 thoughts on “So Many Lies

  1. My son still reminds me that we told him our Siberian Husky was a wolf!

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