Water Cooler Talk 5-7-14

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.

If a man and a woman are both wearing too much cologne/perfume, does it rain or cause a cold front or something when they kiss?

Do bruised fruits getting their feelings hurt when they’re tossed back in the bin and therefore bruised even more?

I’ll bet tunafish are really upset that they not only sacrifice their lives to humans but then said humans feel the need to mix them with mayonnaise.

If you took The Last Train to Clarksville to meet your girlfriend would that make you a Believer or Not Your Stepping Stone?

Do the “seven lords a leaping” just sit around the rest of the year?

I’ll bet jelly is really jealous of peanut butter because they’re so great together but peanut butter gets attention all by itself but jelly almost always needs partner.

I wonder if chicken pleased with any of it’s eventual outcomes, like perhaps wings because they look cute and very thin.

Why do so many selfies include more than one person?