Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.
Do you suppose there’s times when chinchillas wish they didn’t have such a cute name?
If spouses were temporarily removed from the institution of marriage and placed in a psychiatric institution, would the divorce rate go down?
They always have the lobster tails displayed so nicely at grocery stores; is there a museum somewhere where the bodies that have given those tails are also on display?
I’ve never gone into a “family restroom” in a store. Are single people allowed? How about same-sex couple families?
I wonder if cut flowers are really squeezing inside trying to will themselves not to look pretty?
I don’t know why puppeteers don’t do something with all the coffee cups that end up with lipstick prints on them—seems like a whole new Caffeine Street just waiting.
Are all the lawn jockeys that were once so popular standing in a group somewhere all smoking because they can’t get any more inappropriate?
Humpty Dumpty must be lying somewhere, a broken man, having to relive that rhyme over and over again.