Water Cooler Talk 5-21-14

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.

I wonder if cartoons have health insurance.

There’s Agent Orange, but are there any other fruits that are spies?
Funny how the only animals that are obese are the ones that live with or are cared for by human.
I’ll bet stalagmites taunt stalactites all the time: “I dare ya, fall on me!”
Park is the same word for a place to gather and recreate and for a place to rest your car but you really shouldn’t mix the two.
I wonder who’d win in a cyber-race, the tortoise of the hare, whose thumbs would work better?
Which came first, the bowling ball or the bowling shoe, which one couldn’t live without the other?
Do the Keebler elves have to do their own weeding around the tree or are there even smaller people that do that?
I wonder if turkeys are getting suspicious yet that they can have anything they want to eat?