Water Cooler Talk 6-11-14

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.

Summer is here and every weekend in this great country of ours, there are smelly carneys.

If peanut butter and jelly got married would their little pbj’s automatically have no crusts?

Never got it—no one ever wins a blood drive.

I know it’s been said a million times but why didn’t the Beverly Hillbillies ever change their clothes? Thank goodness for that pool.

Today I read the Huffington Post piece “9 Facts About ‘Ferris Bueller’ That Will Blow Your Mind” and I’m ok.

Journalistic Integrity. That’s a funny phrase.

It would be really cool to have a snowstorm in the middle of winter and run outside with various food colorings.

Musicians come up with new Christmas recordings every year, why can’t anyone update nursery rhymes—those people in the 1700s were whacko!

You know, nobody worries about the effects global warming has on bald guys.