Water Cooler Talk 7-9-14

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.

I wonder how often the tooth fairy wanted to leave mouthwash?

Prunes are like corded telephones—somebody, somewhere, has got to still be using them.

Did the Beatles scream at anyone?

I wonder if cans of soup are yelling and screaming for people to buy them during the summer months but no one can hear them?

I haven’t read the Hunger Games or seen the movie, is this about a competition for the homeless?

I wrote my congressman to support Obamas plan to raise the minimum wage and then remembered I’m self-employed. I think I should take it back.

If they were really your “PayPal,” I think they’d let you slide some times.

I haven’t seen the movie How To Train Your Dragon but does it have to do with giving them whatever the heck they want so you don’t end up looking like a burnt marshmallow?