First Drafts

“Hey those guys in red are here.”

“A stich in time is a cross-stitch.”

“All men are created pretty much the same.”

“Two roads diverged in a wood and I was so confused I sat down and had a sandwich.”

“Success is 99% perspiration and then someone else’s money.”

“Revenge is a dish best served at brunch.”

“Be the change that you wish to see, I’m really hungry.”

“Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just sit down over there.”

“Mr. Sandman, bring me a Scotch.”

“The only thing we have to fear is possibly this little guy with a mustache over in Germany I’m hearing about.”