A Conversation Between Angles C

“Welcome Bernie!”

“Um, ok, hi.”

“Bernie, we’re the 100 and over club?”

“The what?”

“We all made it to 100 while we were alive. And we like to ask the newcomers how they lived so long?”

“I don’t think I did anything special.”

“Did you follow an all natural, organic diet?”

“Nope, mostly ate fast food, especially burgers.”

“Hmm, how about exercise, did you run, cycle, swim?”

“Nope, only when I played a video game.”

“Wow. Do you know what might have accounted for your longevity?”

“Just trying to avoid my wife’s cooking.”