Water Cooler Talk 9-24-14

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.

I wonder if pigs ever think “I’m more than a body people, I have a mind too!”

I feel sorry for the balloon animals, because I was so nice to them and it’s been several years since I made one and I fear that the clowns of the world are really not as pleasant as they may appear.

I wonder if potatoes have a preference as to how they die—baked, cut up and fried? I’m thinking mashed is just the worst.

Scientifically speaking light waves travel faster than sound waves, but why is it that you always heard your mom’s voice telling you to come home before you saw the porch light?

Peanuts must be very jealous of edamame—”Oh suddenly having to get something out is so in.”

We have age restrictions for when you are considered an adult, why aren’t there the same requirements for when you’re supposed to stop dressing like you’re a kid?

Finally had a chance to use the calculus from high school—book makes the table perfectly level, glad I saved it.

Why are brides exempt from not wearing white after Labor Day?

I’ll bet in later years Rocky fought to have his middle initial featured the same as Bullwinkle.