Water Cooler Talk 10-29-14 Halloween Edition

Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk—no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace. 

Would they charge extra for a werewolf at Super Cuts?

Why didn’t Frankenstein need to be re-charged—there’s your energy solution.

Always heard of Witches Brew but never saw it in one liquor store or bar.

If Dracula had wives and they split who gets custody of Renfield?

How much could it benefit the environment (by eliminating litter) if the people that gave out “healthy” treats realized it was b.s.?

Do pumpkins wish people would carve out a future for them?

I wonder why more people don’t dress up like politicians, they’re very scary.

Still never seen an apple with a razor blade in it.

I was a professional magician for over twenty years and never once did a kid want to pick a card instead of have a Snickers.

 

 

 

 

New Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes*

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Bat.

Bat Who?

Bat-cha thought this was gonna be scary.

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo Who?

Boo-tiful day ain’t it?

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Werewolf.

Werewolf Who?

Therewolf.

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Trick or Treat.

Trick or Treat Who?

No, give me some candy!

 

*I said new ones, I didn’t say they’d be funny.

 

 

 

A Conversation Between Angels CVIII

“Hello and welcome to the Newcomer’s Group. We realize that this is your first experience with the Holiday season and with Halloween just around the corner we wanted to address any of your questions.”

“Will we be wearing costumes?”

“No, I’m sorry, there is our basic dress code all the time.”

“How about candy?”

“No, we have to adhere to our healthy diet here.”

“So how are we supposed to have any fun, what about being scared?”

“Well we can send you to that other place but I’m afraid that’s a permanent move.”