A Conversation Between Angels CV

“You know, it’s the simple things I miss the most.”

“Yeah like what?”

“Well, sitting on the toilet, reading the paper.”

“Ok, I can see that. What else?”

“Taking a big drink of beer and letting out a big burp.”


“And letting out a big fart and then looking around at who did it.”

“So that’s it, you miss the toilet and your bodily noises?”

“Yeah well i was talking to Einstein and he was saying how he missed the excitement of thinking of his theory of relativity and it got me to thinking about when I was the most productive.”