New Halloween Knock-Knock Jokes*

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Bat.

Bat Who?

Bat-cha thought this was gonna be scary.

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Boo.

Boo Who?

Boo-tiful day ain’t it?

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Werewolf.

Werewolf Who?

Therewolf.

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Trick or Treat.

Trick or Treat Who?

No, give me some candy!

 

*I said new ones, I didn’t say they’d be funny.

 

 

 

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