Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.
I think it would be hysterical if fur coats came alive—just for a minute—and pooped on their owners.
No matter who designed them or for what price, I’ll bet jeans always feel superior over other pants.
I wonder, when they came up with the name Land Rover, did they envision just traversing pavement?
I wonder if jelly beans resent the color they’ve been given?
Did Napolean himself have a Napolean complex?
I wonder if the ingredients of a burrito scream just before they’re rolled up and we just don’t hear it?
If you handmade the packaging and wrapping would you still need a gift inside?
If they put air fresheners in the voting booth I wonder if it would clear people’s heads and they would vote the “right” way?
It would make me nervous to see the pilot of an afternoon flight need coffee. Not that the opposite of him needing it and not getting it would make me any more comfortable.
I’ll bet bugs burp little burps, cause they eat our gaseous leftovers.
In less than 24 hours I’ve gone from seeing a guy in forty degree weather wearing shorts to a guy in seventy-eight degree weather wearing a parka-just goes to show you weathermen are wrong everywhere.
With all of the things they’ve found wrong with fast food restaurants, it’s amazing that people in Southern California still go to a restaurant called El Pollo Loco-which means The Crazy Chicken-hello, the writing’s on the
I wonder if they have a junk yard for Hot Wheels, that would be a great ecommerce business.
Oprah has already picked her favorite things for 2014, isn’t she nervous that something fantastic will come out in the last two months?