Weekly random thoughts. Since I’m self-employed it’s my version of water cooler talk: no one to talk to so it goes out to cyberspace.
How come no one ever does a selfie caricature?
I would never expect a young woman named Penelope to have a tramp stamp.
I wonder if goats wish they had a Yelp for the best garbage reviews?
I’ll bet if you walked a cow through the grocery store, past the milk, butter, cheese and then ice cream, it would stop there and think “now that I can understand.”
If trees have to go through the whole phase of ‘dying’ each winter, they must be thinking “hey, maybe throw on a blanket?”
I hope the GI Joe’s I had as a kid are getting their veteran’s benefits.
I’ll bet around this time of year reindeers really wish they didn’t know how to fly.