A Conversation Between Angels CXIV

“What are you writing out there Tom?”

“Trying to decide what to get God for Christmas.”

“He doesn’t want anything, he-”

“I know, literally has everything.”

“Yeah, he’s the original ‘what do you get a man who has everything'”

“Exactly, and those guys always get the short end, so it’s my first year here and I’m going to make sure he knows I’m thinking of him.”

“So what’s on your list?”

“A tie.”

“No stores.”

“Right. Ok, gift certificate for Applebees.”

“No, no restaurants. It’s gonna have to be something homemade.”

“But if there’s no stores, how am I going to get macaroni?”