12 Days of Christmas Single Style

So halfway through the Twelve Days of Christmas I wondered what a single guy would transform the famous song into if he didn’t have a true love.


  1. Partridge Family Reruns on TV
  2. Two Turtle Footrests
  3. Three French maids
  4. Four Angry Birds
  5. Five Golden Chains
  6. Six Monkeys Swinging
  7. Seven Scoops of Ice Cream
  8. Eight Six Packs Stacked
  9. Nine Ladies Dancing (some things don’t need to change)
  10. Ten Leftover Chicken Legs
  11. Eleven Pizza Boxes
  12. Twelve Digital Downloads